America's smartest woman
My husband e-mailed this to me. I changed a few names just because a few other people came to mind in this:
An airplane was about to crash. There were 5 passengers on board, but only 4 parachutes.The 1st passenger said, "I am Joel Osteen, I teach people how to have their best life now and thoughts for victorious LIVING... not dying . God is obviously not done pouring out His blessings on me." He smiled real big as he took the 1st pack and left the plane.
The 2nd passenger, Hillary Clinton said, "I am the wife of a former U.S. President, a NY State Senator and a potential future president. And I am the smartest woman in American history, so America 's people don't want me to die." She took the 2nd pack and jumped out of the plane.
The 3rd passenger, Jesse Duplantis said "I've already visited heaven and had a nice conversation with my buddy Jesus and he has already told me they just aren't ready for me up there yet." So he grabbed the pack next to him and jumped.
The 4th passenger, an old and faithful pastor that truly loved the Lord, said to the 5th passenger, a 10 year old schoolgirl, "I am old and frail and don't have many years left, and as a Christian I will sacrifice my life and let you have the last parachute."
The girl said, "That's okay. There's a parachute left for you. America's smartest woman took my school bag."





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Comments
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Posted by: Carla Rolfe | February 21, 2007 11:24 PM
:-) Now that is funny. :-)
Posted by: Mike Ratliff | February 22, 2007 10:15 AM
Carla... you're just cute. (especially, I am sure, when you are wearing them there abominable snowman slippers...) snicker
Mike R. It is good to hear from you, my friend. Missed ya.
Posted by: lisa | February 22, 2007 01:40 PM
That is good - every time I read it I have a chuckle.
Wilm
Posted by: wilm | February 23, 2007 01:04 AM
okay, i smiled. :)
Posted by: Annette | February 23, 2007 05:48 AM